Our Horn Player Hates Us

from EP by Something Slick

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lyrics

Girls like guys who can play guitar
Put a band together, maybe they'll know who we are
I learned four chords so I'm basically a pro
Gonna play some popular songs from the radio

How to be a prick in three easy steps
If you're cocky enough, you won't get upset
If you're not very interesting, don't give up
Just start a band for the attention

Tell everyone that you have a band
And brag about how cool you are and
Forget about originality
Play cliches, get your popularity
Bring your guitar everywhere you go
Play the same old songs everyone will know
Not in it for the music, in it for the fame
Please look at me and please shout my name

How to be a prick in three easy steps
If you're cocky enough, you won't get upset
If you're not very interesting, don't give up
Just start a band for the attention

I'll be a prick, it's three easy steps
I'm cocky enough, I won't get upset
I'm not very interesting, I won't give up
And I'll start a band for the attention

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from EP, released March 10, 2017

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