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1.
Dank Fire Song Song Song 01:20
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Broken bottles and empty cans You in the mood to catch these hands? I'll avoid catching feelings Just kick a hole in the ceiling! So I'll just play my guitar Write these songs bar by bar Break down the walls and separate Fake shit so we can all relate Throw on some NOFX Have some meaningless sex Smoke a bowl and chug some 40's Need to get my priorities... Need to get my priorities Straight!
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Gnarly Jean Jacket 01:35
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Hey guys! Lets make a band And play punk as loud as we can Talk shit Can take a hike Record an EP with a Rockband mic Come to our show! Please show up I got six months before i have to grow up But not yet, the party just started Boba Fett got killed in the Sarlacc pit Three piece from Clover! High school's almost over! I got six more till i have to grow up so until then, i wont give a fuck We're the Three piece from Clover I don't give a fuck! Three piece from Clover! High school's almost over! I got six more till i have to grow up so until then, i wont give a fuck We're the Three piece from Clover I'm never gonna give a fuck!
3.
Moth Man 02:33
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I saw, I saw the moth man! You saw, saw the moth! I always see him flying everywhere Never can see him cuz he's up in the air Probably came down from outer space To destroy the stupid human race He's got a master plan But he can't catch me if i run away in my van! I saw, I saw the moth man You saw, saw the moth I saw, i saw the moth man Yeah, you saw the moth Now he's gaining on us near and far Don't even know where the hell we are Always thought he was a scary dream He's gonna kill us with his laser beam He's got a master plan But he can't catch me if i run away in my van I saw, I saw the moth man You saw, saw the moth I saw, i saw the moth man Yeah, you saw the moth Kinda looks Aborigines Like a moth with bony knees Half a moth and half a man Hope he flies into the ceiling fan He's got a master plan But he can't catch me if i run away in my van I saw, I saw the moth man You saw, saw the moth I saw, i saw the moth man Yeah, you saw the moth I saw, I saw the moth man You saw, saw the moth I saw, i saw the moth man Yeah, we saw the moth!
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Our Horn Player Hates Us 02:19
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Girls like guys who can play guitar Put a band together, maybe they'll know who we are I learned four chords so I'm basically a pro Gonna play some popular songs from the radio How to be a prick in three easy steps If you're cocky enough, you won't get upset If you're not very interesting, don't give up Just start a band for the attention Tell everyone that you have a band And brag about how cool you are and Forget about originality Play cliches, get your popularity Bring your guitar everywhere you go Play the same old songs everyone will know Not in it for the music, in it for the fame Please look at me and please shout my name How to be a prick in three easy steps If you're cocky enough, you won't get upset If you're not very interesting, don't give up Just start a band for the attention I'll be a prick, it's three easy steps I'm cocky enough, I won't get upset I'm not very interesting, I won't give up And I'll start a band for the attention
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Pizza Over Bitches 01:55
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I met a girl But my only lust is pizza crust Can only get off if its Pizza Hut Met a girl She was only 18 with a low self esteem She was mean to me But she was still up for getting down on her knees But the only thing for me Was that large pizza with extra cheese Met a girl But my only lust is pizza crust Can only get off if its Pizza Hut Bout to hurl From all this pie that i stuff my face with So come on girl Let me eat my pizza, get out of my face bitch My only wish is That we can have pizza over bitches My only wish is That we can have pizza over bitches Met a girl But my only lust is pizza crust Can only get off if its Pizza Hut
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Premarital Sex With Pops 02:48
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Where were you? And where was I? A blindside That shot me a mile high But I would rather die than fall this way Where the fuck am I?! I hate my life! Where the fuck are you?! I hate yours too! I guess you must've lost me Or maybe I lost myself I gave up When we split And I don't think i've ever been as low as i was then Where the fuck am I?! I hate my life! Where the fuck are you?! I hate yours too! Where the fuck am I?! I hate my life! Where the fuck are you?! I hate yours too! Why am I so fucking drunk?

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released March 10, 2017

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