1. |
Dank Fire Song Song Song
01:20
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Broken bottles and empty cans
You in the mood to catch these hands?
I'll avoid catching feelings
Just kick a hole in the ceiling!
So I'll just play my guitar
Write these songs bar by bar
Break down the walls and separate
Fake shit so we can all relate
Throw on some NOFX
Have some meaningless sex
Smoke a bowl and chug some 40's
Need to get my priorities...
Need to get my priorities
Straight!
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2. |
Gnarly Jean Jacket
01:35
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Hey guys!
Lets make a band
And play punk as loud as we can
Talk shit
Can take a hike
Record an EP with a Rockband mic
Come to our show!
Please show up
I got six months before i have to grow up
But not yet, the party just started
Boba Fett got killed in the Sarlacc pit
Three piece from Clover!
High school's almost over!
I got six more till i have to grow up
so until then, i wont give a fuck
We're the
Three piece from Clover
I don't give a fuck!
Three piece from Clover!
High school's almost over!
I got six more till i have to grow up
so until then, i wont give a fuck
We're the
Three piece from Clover
I'm never gonna give a fuck!
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3. |
Moth Man
02:33
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I saw, I saw the moth man!
You saw, saw the moth!
I always see him flying everywhere
Never can see him cuz he's up in the air
Probably came down from outer space
To destroy the stupid human race
He's got a master plan
But he can't catch me if i run away in my van!
I saw, I saw the moth man
You saw, saw the moth
I saw, i saw the moth man
Yeah, you saw the moth
Now he's gaining on us near and far
Don't even know where the hell we are
Always thought he was a scary dream
He's gonna kill us with his laser beam
He's got a master plan
But he can't catch me if i run away in my van
I saw, I saw the moth man
You saw, saw the moth
I saw, i saw the moth man
Yeah, you saw the moth
Kinda looks Aborigines
Like a moth with bony knees
Half a moth and half a man
Hope he flies into the ceiling fan
He's got a master plan
But he can't catch me if i run away in my van
I saw, I saw the moth man
You saw, saw the moth
I saw, i saw the moth man
Yeah, you saw the moth
I saw, I saw the moth man
You saw, saw the moth
I saw, i saw the moth man
Yeah, we saw the moth!
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4. |
Our Horn Player Hates Us
02:19
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Girls like guys who can play guitar
Put a band together, maybe they'll know who we are
I learned four chords so I'm basically a pro
Gonna play some popular songs from the radio
How to be a prick in three easy steps
If you're cocky enough, you won't get upset
If you're not very interesting, don't give up
Just start a band for the attention
Tell everyone that you have a band
And brag about how cool you are and
Forget about originality
Play cliches, get your popularity
Bring your guitar everywhere you go
Play the same old songs everyone will know
Not in it for the music, in it for the fame
Please look at me and please shout my name
How to be a prick in three easy steps
If you're cocky enough, you won't get upset
If you're not very interesting, don't give up
Just start a band for the attention
I'll be a prick, it's three easy steps
I'm cocky enough, I won't get upset
I'm not very interesting, I won't give up
And I'll start a band for the attention
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5. |
Pizza Over Bitches
01:55
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I met a girl
But my only lust is pizza crust
Can only get off if its Pizza Hut
Met a girl
She was only 18 with a low self esteem
She was mean to me
But she was still up for getting down on her knees
But the only thing for me
Was that large pizza with extra cheese
Met a girl
But my only lust is pizza crust
Can only get off if its Pizza Hut
Bout to hurl
From all this pie that i stuff my face with
So come on girl
Let me eat my pizza, get out of my face bitch
My only wish is
That we can have pizza over bitches
My only wish is
That we can have pizza over bitches
Met a girl
But my only lust is pizza crust
Can only get off if its Pizza Hut
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6. |
Premarital Sex With Pops
02:48
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Where were you?
And where was I?
A blindside
That shot me a mile high
But I would rather die than fall this way
Where the fuck am I?!
I hate my life!
Where the fuck are you?!
I hate yours too!
I guess you must've lost me
Or maybe I lost myself
I gave up
When we split
And I don't think i've ever been as low as i was then
Where the fuck am I?!
I hate my life!
Where the fuck are you?!
I hate yours too!
Where the fuck am I?!
I hate my life!
Where the fuck are you?!
I hate yours too!
Why am I so fucking drunk?
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